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The only thing that really matters today— the new One Direction music video for “You & I”.

OMG, it’s as pointless and plotless as ever and therefore it is perfect. The boys are pretty much looking weathered (and like they all got hit by a truck) and walking aimlessly on a cold ass and windy pier. I have no idea what’s going on, but I’d creepily walk behind them on the pier.

Anyway, while all this is happening, weird effects  (like morphing) are happening but it can’t distract us from the fact they all are wearing a Grandpa sweater and we really now only want to make out with 3/5 of them (sorry Niall and Louis, your hair is getting ridiculous and your faces look stressed out).

But in real talk, that close up of Harry—- my god. He is unreal.

-Rocco

YAAAAAS! Orange is the New Black trailer.

This show has convinced me that I could make it in a prison full of women if and only if I had the love of the hot correctional officer named Bennet. Ugh. Swoontown, USA with that one.

-Rocco

Have you heard the new Ed Sheeran song, “Don’t”?

Clearly, taking notes from his BFF (ugh jealous) Taylor Swift and writing confessional songs about heartbreak and woes, Ed’s song “Don’t” leaves nothing unsaid about a cheating girlfriend.

Homegirl was basically banging his friend on the same hotel floor—- not cool, lady.

X is out June 23.

-Rocco

Just please be my best friend Taylor Swift.

Did I post this already? I can’t even remember because I keep watching it, dreaming of the day Tay Tay will come to my bridal shower. Who better to have at a bridal shower than Taylor Swift? 

It’s like having Jesus at your baptism or Leo DiCaprio present when you win an Oscar instead of him—- it’s the way the universe works.

-Rocco

I have no idea what The Rover is about, but my god Robert Pattinson looks pretty.

Just watch the trailer and let me know what the plot of this movie is. Thanks.

(Also, swoon over R Pattz jaw line because only bone structure like that can make you believe in god)

-Rocco

Demi Lovato makes you feel things when she sing’s Ed Sheeran’s “Give Me Love”

Okay, first off this song just hits my heart. I’m near tears and in full goosebump mode when I hear it. Second, Demi singing it is pretty epic. 

Check it out, kids.

-Rocco

Andre Garfield says the most important thing ever (spoiler alert: it’s about being naked)
Andrew Garfield is still running around looking all pretty promoting The Amazing Spiderman 2, and obviously the discussion of his naked body was brought up.
*swoon*
“I love being naked. It’s important to be naked and be in touch with our bodies and not have shame about what we’re made of. I love being in touch with nature and my own nature.”
-Rocco

Andre Garfield says the most important thing ever (spoiler alert: it’s about being naked)

Andrew Garfield is still running around looking all pretty promoting The Amazing Spiderman 2, and obviously the discussion of his naked body was brought up.

*swoon*

“I love being naked. It’s important to be naked and be in touch with our bodies and not have shame about what we’re made of. I love being in touch with nature and my own nature.”

-Rocco

I really wish Kim Kardashian falling off a bike wasn’t a staged event.

Could you imagine if she was actually just riding a bike and she fell? My god… that would be so entertaining. 

In other news… she’s even more talentless than we thought because homegirl can barely ride a bike.

-Rocco

I can’t support this fashion choice, Justin Bieber. I WILL NOT.
Justin Bieber skipped his Toronto court day today obviously because he’s still recovering from the shenanigans that were Coachella. One needs to rest after a surprise performance with Chance the Rapper and definitely after wearing at bucket hat like that.
My god… you know who wants that hat?? Leo DiCaprio! He can do his embarrassing dad dance in it.
-Rocco

I can’t support this fashion choice, Justin Bieber. I WILL NOT.

Justin Bieber skipped his Toronto court day today obviously because he’s still recovering from the shenanigans that were Coachella. One needs to rest after a surprise performance with Chance the Rapper and definitely after wearing at bucket hat like that.

My god… you know who wants that hat?? Leo DiCaprio! He can do his embarrassing dad dance in it.

-Rocco

Leonardo DiCaprio dances like your drunk uncle at a wedding.

OMG! This is the best thing ever. He is such an awkward dad dancing at a school dance he’s chaperoning… my god.

Leo is a great dancer… just like Taylor Swift. I need the two of them to have a dance off as soon as possible (probably at Leo and I’s wedding because Tay Tay will obviously be maid of honor).

Keep dancing, Leo.

-Rocco

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