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Pharrell released a video for “Marilyn Monroe” and he’s wearing that hat again.

Alright, we get it—- the hat is a thing. It’s a thing and it comes in many different colors and shapes. Kind of like Pharrell’s ode to women in this jam and music video. Clever!

Also, let’s just ignore the odd Kelly Osbourne cameo… I’m kind of unsure about that, but let’s just roll with it.

PS Pharrell is all sorts of adorable.

-Rocco

Taylor Swift does Earth Day better than the rest of us.


God, not only is she sporting a dress with flowers (mother nature approved)  and a plant based head band (once again, mother nature approved) she’s trotting through a garden of sorts.

Not even Leo DiCaprio and Al Gore on their best day support Earth Day this much. 

Taylor Swift makes all the holidays fun!! Way more fun than the average human being. My god— I can’t wait to see what she does for Arbor Day.

-Rocco

No, Avril Lavigne. No.

What the hell is this? I don’t know if it’s worse or not that she co-wrote this with her husband— that guy from Nickelback—- but my god this is just so bad.

Also, to all the Japanese people out there, is this racist? I mean, not all Japanese people love Hello Kitty, right? That would just be ridiculous.

-Rocco

Oh wow, Andre Garfield, who told you it was cool to cut your hair?
Oh em gee. His hair is gone. His shiny, thick, perfect hair is gone. I have bottles and bottles of conditioner for him sitting in my closet all ready for when we decided to move in with each other (he just didn’t know yet that we were destined to be roomies).
Did Emma Stone have something to do with this? Does the Spiderman face mask fit better with a buzz cut?? Either way I’m weeping.
But on a side note: Andrew clearly loves Earth Day because he’s planting trees and shit and that’s hot.
-Rocco

Oh wow, Andre Garfield, who told you it was cool to cut your hair?

Oh em gee. His hair is gone. His shiny, thick, perfect hair is gone. I have bottles and bottles of conditioner for him sitting in my closet all ready for when we decided to move in with each other (he just didn’t know yet that we were destined to be roomies).

Did Emma Stone have something to do with this? Does the Spiderman face mask fit better with a buzz cut?? Either way I’m weeping.

But on a side note: Andrew clearly loves Earth Day because he’s planting trees and shit and that’s hot.

-Rocco

Zac Efron wakes up looking like this on a daily basis.
It’s kind of amazing. He just rolls out of bed, eyes sparkling, hair coiffed and shiny, and jaw line super structured. 
I feel like he’s made up, like he doesn’t really exist.
-Rocco

Zac Efron wakes up looking like this on a daily basis.

It’s kind of amazing. He just rolls out of bed, eyes sparkling, hair coiffed and shiny, and jaw line super structured. 

I feel like he’s made up, like he doesn’t really exist.

-Rocco

This is the only photo we will ever need to see; Jared Leto and Jesus.
Is this not the most perfect photo ever?  I never need to see anything else ever again. It’s like the scary old Jesus is passing the torch to the hot new, ombre-ed hair Jesus that is Jared Leto.
-Rocco

This is the only photo we will ever need to see; Jared Leto and Jesus.

Is this not the most perfect photo ever?  I never need to see anything else ever again. It’s like the scary old Jesus is passing the torch to the hot new, ombre-ed hair Jesus that is Jared Leto.

-Rocco

What the hell, Anne Hathaway?
-Rocco

What the hell, Anne Hathaway?

-Rocco

Lindsay Lohan had a miscarriage apparently… and Oprah held this secret BECAUSE SHE’S OPRAH!

I don’t really know what is happening or who impregnated Lindsay Lohan, and honestly, I don’t really care, but what is really important is how Oprah is truly omniscient. 

I mean, I know I joke about Oprah being god, but come on… only Oprah could get this Lindsay Lohan secret out. (Or maybe Lindsay is lying… who knows?)

Also, Dina Lohan’s tweet. I can not. Oprah knows more than Dina, which is not too shocking.

-Rocco

Beyonce stole my top knot and all of a sudden it’s acceptable.
What the hell, Bey? I never brush my hair and it’s always up in a top knot, and I mean a literal knot.
And now, Beyonce shows up at Coachella with unbrushed hair and it’s cool and trendy and sexy. I’ve been rocking that hairdo for my entire, tangled hair life and all I got called was messy and unpresentable.
 I hope Blue Ivy shaves her mom’s hair in her sleep.
-Rocco

Beyonce stole my top knot and all of a sudden it’s acceptable.

What the hell, Bey? I never brush my hair and it’s always up in a top knot, and I mean a literal knot.

And now, Beyonce shows up at Coachella with unbrushed hair and it’s cool and trendy and sexy. I’ve been rocking that hairdo for my entire, tangled hair life and all I got called was messy and unpresentable.

 I hope Blue Ivy shaves her mom’s hair in her sleep.

-Rocco

The morphing effect in the new One Direction music video is still really entertaining.

ZAYN HAS A MULLET! A mullet for about .5 seconds, but my god, it’s so worth it. 

The big question is would you make out with Zayn if he had a mullet? And the answer is 100% YES! No doubt about.

-Rocco

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