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Beyonce’s Instagram is tighter than Justin Biebers!
See what I did there? Anyway, Beyonce is apparently shopping around for a penthouse for her and Blue Ivy, SANS JAY Z. Because you know? They are getting a divorce and it’s all a shame just so people will go see them in concert.
Beyonce needed to put our minds and hearts at ease with an instagram photo of Jay Z and Blue and caption it “my favorite hue is Jay Z Blue”. OH WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?! It would be sweet if anyone believed anything Beyonce said.
When is this tour over? What’s going to happen with the illuminati?
-Rocco

Beyonce’s Instagram is tighter than Justin Biebers!

See what I did there? Anyway, Beyonce is apparently shopping around for a penthouse for her and Blue Ivy, SANS JAY Z. Because you know? They are getting a divorce and it’s all a shame just so people will go see them in concert.

Beyonce needed to put our minds and hearts at ease with an instagram photo of Jay Z and Blue and caption it “my favorite hue is Jay Z Blue”. OH WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?! It would be sweet if anyone believed anything Beyonce said.

When is this tour over? What’s going to happen with the illuminati?

-Rocco

J Biebs is so bad ass on Instagram.
Ugh. I’m not even going to get into because I don’t know what’s going on. Who is Miranda Kerr and why is she apparently sleeping with Justin two years ago? Wasn’t he a child then? 
Anyway, Orlando Bloom was being a bad ass Hobbit (was he in that movie? Or should I have said Pirate? I get confused) and he punched (or tried to) Justin Beiber at some restaurant.
So instead of just letting things go, of course J Biebs was being a not so angel muffin and posts the above photo to Instagram. The best part of it all is all the comments on the photo. Please take a few minutes and read them because the J Bieb army is FO REALS! Seriously, the Ukraine should hire them.
-Rocco

J Biebs is so bad ass on Instagram.

Ugh. I’m not even going to get into because I don’t know what’s going on. Who is Miranda Kerr and why is she apparently sleeping with Justin two years ago? Wasn’t he a child then? 

Anyway, Orlando Bloom was being a bad ass Hobbit (was he in that movie? Or should I have said Pirate? I get confused) and he punched (or tried to) Justin Beiber at some restaurant.

So instead of just letting things go, of course J Biebs was being a not so angel muffin and posts the above photo to Instagram. The best part of it all is all the comments on the photo. Please take a few minutes and read them because the J Bieb army is FO REALS! Seriously, the Ukraine should hire them.

-Rocco

Robert Patitnson doesn’t give a shit about the Kristen Stewart cheating thing anymore.

“Shit happens, you know?” he laughs. “It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?”

Yes! Cheers to that! —- says everyone in the world. We don’t want to talk about Kristen Stewart anymore. I only want to talk about Robert Pattinson’s jawline and how it’s gotten better over the last few months.

(But side note: have you seen her hair? OH EM GEE! )

-Rocco

Prince Harry with a red headed child is everything.
And by everything I mean, my ovaries are over stimulated right now. I can only assume this is what our child would look like.
I’m a little annoyed because I don’t think that child understand just who is touching her, but whatever, I don’t need her groping mah boo!
-Rocco

Prince Harry with a red headed child is everything.

And by everything I mean, my ovaries are over stimulated right now. I can only assume this is what our child would look like.

I’m a little annoyed because I don’t think that child understand just who is touching her, but whatever, I don’t need her groping mah boo!

-Rocco

I think Nick Jonas did his own stunts for the “Chains” music video…

OMG. Joe Jonas is so livid right now. Even Kevin in his weird marriage to that Ambien endorser is looking cooler than Joe.

Nick Jonas wins the coolest Jonas Brother award. His song “Chains” is a pop banger and the video, while dumb, has him looking all sorts of attractive. He must lift some free weights in his free time. YOU WIN, NICK! 

-Rocco

Here is that Hunger Games Part 75 trailer that everyone is freaking out about.

First, I can’t even remember what this third book is called (Mockingjay?) because I call it all The Hunger Games. Two, “Part 1?”… are they splitting this up? I don’t remember it being that long. Finally, OMG PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN! I was not expecting his face and voice to grace this movie (I’ve clearly don’t remember/never seen them all) and it hurt my heart because I remembered he doesn’t live anymore.

-Rocco

Juuuuuuust a photo of Prince Harry rosy cheeked and smiling for our viewing pleasures.
Seriously, that’s all this is.
-Rocco

Juuuuuuust a photo of Prince Harry rosy cheeked and smiling for our viewing pleasures.

Seriously, that’s all this is.

-Rocco

Freddie Prinze Jr is hot and hate Kiefer Sutherland.
1) Whoa. Way to get it Sarah Michelle Geller because Freddie Prinze is still a hottie tot tie.
2) He hates Kiefer Sutherland and I don’t know why but two actors talking smack about each other makes me feel better about my life.

“I did 24, it was terrible. I hated every moment of it,”FreddietoldABC News. “Kiefer [Sutherland] was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that… I just wanted to quit the business after that. So, I just sort of stopped.”
“I went and worked forVince McMahonat the WWE for Christ’s sake and it was a crazier job than working withKiefer,” he added. “But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

I love that one of his grievences is that Kiefer is short. That is awesome. But anyway, please tell me Freddie was there to promote “I Know What You Did 17 Years Ago” because Hollywood needs to make that.
-Rocco

Freddie Prinze Jr is hot and hate Kiefer Sutherland.

1) Whoa. Way to get it Sarah Michelle Geller because Freddie Prinze is still a hottie tot tie.

2) He hates Kiefer Sutherland and I don’t know why but two actors talking smack about each other makes me feel better about my life.

“I did 24, it was terrible. I hated every moment of it,”FreddietoldABC News. “Kiefer [Sutherland] was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that… I just wanted to quit the business after that. So, I just sort of stopped.”

“I went and worked forVince McMahonat the WWE for Christ’s sake and it was a crazier job than working withKiefer,” he added. “But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

I love that one of his grievences is that Kiefer is short. That is awesome. But anyway, please tell me Freddie was there to promote “I Know What You Did 17 Years Ago” because Hollywood needs to make that.

-Rocco

Goddamn it, I still have a crush on Hunter Hayes.

What is it about this kid? He is a kid right? I know he’s a child and wears a lot of denim and his accent would make me want to punch him all the time, but I can’t help but crush on him. Especially now that his hair looks much cooler than it did last time. He’s like a really attractive muppet.

And oh god—- I also really like this song, “Tattoo”.  

Oh god.. what is happening?

-Rocco

So, Hilary Duff’s new song and video is not that great. 

What the hell Hilary Duff? This is some Lizzie McGuire shit and if Gordo isn’t around that I don’t want any of it. What does Aaron Carter think? Please tell me he is tweeting about this.

I will say my favorite part is when Hilary goes to spike the Hamster ball in his little plastic running ball thing. And yes, I got that far into the video.

From now on, let’s just release the work we did with Ed Sheeran, ok, Hil?

-Rocco

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