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FEELINGS! SO MANY FEELINGS FROM SAM SMITH!

Ugh.. I can’t with this man. He just brings so many emotions to the surface when he sings.  I think he was crying, which is good because I’m weeping.

With the most understated performance, he killed it. He was the best, hands down. He doesn’t need flash and sparkle— just him being perfect. 

YOU GO, SAM SMITH!

-Rocco

Taylor Swift Shakes it at the VMAs

I’ve been DYING to write out that title with that pun. 

Tay Tay got all sparkly and Gatsby like with her first live performance of ‘Shake It Off”. Was it underwhelming? Totally. Will it only get better? Of course.

I still can’t emotionally get over the Grammy’s so of course anything over that epic performance seems like nonsense to  me, but Tay Tay looked cute and sounded better as the performance went on.

But for a second can we  make fun of Taylor and her weird snake comment?  WHAT?! Is she having a nervous breakdown? That was weird and I think I’m not in on the joke.

-Rocco

And Taylor Swift forgot her pants for the VMAs.
Oh Tay Tay. What happened girlfriend? Reason #8957934983 why we need to be best friends… I’d tell you to not wear that outfit.
Now, while I love all that Tay Tay is about, this outfit is not my fav. (By the way, I have no right to discuss fashion with anyone because I can barely dress myself in the morning).
I think I just wish this was more of a romper and less of a leotard. That being said, she’s still super gorgeous and I love her hair and makeup and shoes AND OMG PLEASE INVITE ME OVER TO YOUR APARTMENT FOR GIRL TALK AND BAKING!!!!!!!
-Rocco

And Taylor Swift forgot her pants for the VMAs.

Oh Tay Tay. What happened girlfriend? Reason #8957934983 why we need to be best friends… I’d tell you to not wear that outfit.

Now, while I love all that Tay Tay is about, this outfit is not my fav. (By the way, I have no right to discuss fashion with anyone because I can barely dress myself in the morning).

I think I just wish this was more of a romper and less of a leotard. That being said, she’s still super gorgeous and I love her hair and makeup and shoes AND OMG PLEASE INVITE ME OVER TO YOUR APARTMENT FOR GIRL TALK AND BAKING!!!!!!!

-Rocco

The Kardashian’s are THRILLED to be at the VMAs.
Seriously. The excitement on those three faces are almost too much to handle. They look so stoked to be there. It’s really a mixture of pure elation, sedatives and constipation. 
(PS I can’t even name those other two to properly tag this post. I’m very very proud of myself)
-Rocco

The Kardashian’s are THRILLED to be at the VMAs.

Seriously. The excitement on those three faces are almost too much to handle. They look so stoked to be there. It’s really a mixture of pure elation, sedatives and constipation. 

(PS I can’t even name those other two to properly tag this post. I’m very very proud of myself)

-Rocco

Confession: I have a major crush on Sam Smith.

I can’t even talk about it. Sam Smith looked GOOD at last night’s VMAs (he also performed the shit out of “Stay With Me”). It upsets me because I know he’s not into my lady parts, but I just want to have a life long sleepover with this man.

Maybe we can have some business arrangement for a marriage. I can deal with the terms of us just being each other’s BFFs and arm candy. (Also he will sing me lullabies every night)

-Rocco

All the Yaaaaasses for Katy Perry and whoever her date was.
Katy Perry threw it way back to the classic denim on denim on denim on denim look that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake rocked back in the late 90’s (or early 2000’s … whatever. WHEN THEY WERE LOVERS!!) 
Anyway, it was perfection. I mean, girl looks good and I want a denim dress.
But really, who is her date? He looks like James Franco in that god awful Spring Breakers movie. Is that who Franco’s character was based after?

-Rocco

All the Yaaaaasses for Katy Perry and whoever her date was.

Katy Perry threw it way back to the classic denim on denim on denim on denim look that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake rocked back in the late 90’s (or early 2000’s … whatever. WHEN THEY WERE LOVERS!!) 

Anyway, it was perfection. I mean, girl looks good and I want a denim dress.

But really, who is her date? He looks like James Franco in that god awful Spring Breakers movie. Is that who Franco’s character was based after?

-Rocco

Ed Sheeran is such a handsome little bunny!

Oh em gee! Ed Sheeran look all sorts of good at the VMAs last night. He definitely conditioned those ginge tinged locks and ran a comb through his hair. 

He’s a good look dude. He also won an award for something though I’m not too sure for what exactly, but YAY!

-Rocco

Chelsea Handler gets it right at the VMAs

I love Taylor Swift just as much as the next basic white chick, so of course it was hilarious when Chelsea Handler called out Tay Tay for being so damn white. 

And it’s funny, because it’s true. I’m sure Taylor chuckled at this cheap shot. 

Also, I like Chelsea Handler’s outfit. So chic.

-Rocco

A homeless man accepted Miley Cyrus’ VMA for Best Video of the Year
Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year (where was Kanye to jump in and rant about how someone like Beyonce should have won) for her naked escapade that was “Wrecking Ball”.
And since Miley Cyrus wasn’t running around like a psycho sour patch kid on meth twerking all over the place, she got some homeless man to accept her award and give a speech about the homeless. Now, I’m just saying that this guy looks a little too clean to be without a home. I’m sure she let him shower and what not, but she should have let him get up on that stage all bearded and smelly… the affect would have been greater.
WHO IS RUNNING MILEY’S SHOW?!?!
PS I really hope she got this guy a home and is now on her payroll. Just saying.
-Rocco

A homeless man accepted Miley Cyrus’ VMA for Best Video of the Year

Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year (where was Kanye to jump in and rant about how someone like Beyonce should have won) for her naked escapade that was “Wrecking Ball”.

And since Miley Cyrus wasn’t running around like a psycho sour patch kid on meth twerking all over the place, she got some homeless man to accept her award and give a speech about the homeless. Now, I’m just saying that this guy looks a little too clean to be without a home. I’m sure she let him shower and what not, but she should have let him get up on that stage all bearded and smelly… the affect would have been greater.

WHO IS RUNNING MILEY’S SHOW?!?!

PS I really hope she got this guy a home and is now on her payroll. Just saying.

-Rocco

I can only hope my first divorce looks this happy!
Beyonce performed for 18745783478 minutes at the VMAs last night (I didn’t watch but let’s presume it was flawless and everyone “bowed down to their queen”) and then won some Michael Jackson award. It was all very predictable.
I’m just going to say what everyone is saying:
1) Seeing Jay Z with a child makes you feel all the feelings in the world
2) Blue Ivy Carter is a cute fucking kid. She is the star of the show and Beyonce did her greatest work when giving birth to her. Bey needs to sit her ass down and let BLUE SHINE!!
-Rocco

I can only hope my first divorce looks this happy!

Beyonce performed for 18745783478 minutes at the VMAs last night (I didn’t watch but let’s presume it was flawless and everyone “bowed down to their queen”) and then won some Michael Jackson award. It was all very predictable.

I’m just going to say what everyone is saying:

1) Seeing Jay Z with a child makes you feel all the feelings in the world

2) Blue Ivy Carter is a cute fucking kid. She is the star of the show and Beyonce did her greatest work when giving birth to her. Bey needs to sit her ass down and let BLUE SHINE!!

-Rocco

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